House of Humour part 1

A man caught his dissatisfied wife revealing their deeply marital secret to her friend in a family basement. What she didn’t however know was that the tiptoeing husband was hiding, and consuming everything. The patient husband waited until the wife had vomited everything in her heart before he raised an alarm. “Don’t stop there, tell her all our secrets because that’s exactly what you’re doing.” Both women became speechless. Isn’t not wise for addicted backbitters to watch their back?